I got to the fair and began to have a good time. I was leaving a tent, when I heard people panicking. "The lion's loose! The lion's loose!"
I had to find a place to hide! The mummy was loose! I went into the Women's bathroom tent. There were about twenty stalls all facing outwards. Mummies moved slow, so I figured it would be smartest to run to the back of the tent until I knew which way he was coming from, and I could run around the other side. When I peeked to see which way he was coming from, he was suddenly right in front of me! I ran into a stall to hide, but the mummy was RIGHT behind me! I turned to face him and said what I was thinking at the moment, which was:
"You know, you're pretty fast for a mummy... (then I had an idea) You know... you're pretty cute for a mummy!"
He was flattered. He wrung his hands while he shrugged his shoulders and drew in the dirt floor with his mummified foot.
"Why don't we go on a date next Friday!" I suggested, anything to get him to leave me alone.
It worked! he left me and I escaped into another tent.
As I looked for a place to hide, I overheard the town mayor listening to a frustrated woman. "I don't see how you people can spend so little on the rest of the fair, when you're paying way too much to rent a fake mummy!
"Little does she know!" I thought, as I found a room to hide in. In the middle of the room, sitting in a dentist chair, was... "Tim! I'm so glad to see you; you have no idea!" I said, walking over to him. All my worries about the mummy disappeared!
... that is, until I noticed that Tim had some cobwebs on him. As suddenly as my memory came back, Tim vanished, and was replaced with my greatest fear: The mummy! and boy he was angry! He knew I had tricked him. I ran out of the tent, but being a fast mummy, he had already ran around the tent and was waiting for me on the other side of the canvas.
I was totally trapped, so I did the only thing I could do; I prayed that God would save me. And he did! In the form of Joel Wasserstein.
He hopped out from behind the corner of the tent, striking a pose.
"Thank you BERRY MUNCH!" he shouted, throwing a certain type of cereal at the mummy.
The mummy exploded and turned into a bowl of cereal.
He threw another couple pieces at the ground and they too became bowls of cereal. We picked up the bowls of cereal and retired to a nearby picnic table where we, and someone else enjoyed our cereal.
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